man you gotta love hobos lol, im about 300 frames into my new animation
and yesterday I had this Idea to make a tank for my hobo dude, cuz tanks
are cool, yeah, it fires jars full of shit, bottles of bleach and amonia
(mustard gas for war enthusists) and molotov cocktails, but besides that
let me share a few facts about hobos with you, first off, the first hobos arrived
from space seeking a new planet, having found that the planet was already
inhabited they blended in with society (they arrived around the 15th century)
some major people in history that were hobos are, Abraham lincoln,
jack london, indainna jones, the punisher, stonewall jackson, babe ruth,
jack black (the actor as well as the writer) napolain dynomite, and your mom.
any person can be a hobo, they just have to attend the hobo convention and
drink the sacred elixer, also, no hobo can die, anytime you see a dead hobo
he is just pretending, trust me, if any hobo is mortally injured, they will
appear dead, then a week later they will get up and be completely fine
unless they are cremated, then they well reform themselves and assume
a new identity, hobos have their own kind of technology far greater then our
own, and every hobo has an I.Q. of 230 or higher. hobos are masters of hand
to hand combat, but will only fight when booze is involved, or when they feel
threatened. a hobo is at his peak power when his blood alchohol is at 4.5
hobos are not to be confused with: homeless people, tramps, hookers,
bindlesticks, lamp posts, and outlaws, that concludes my short message
about hobos